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Thursday, August 20, 2009
You know you've worked too long in a lab when.. oh man, i can relate to some of the mentioned points really well, like... -You can tell what cheap and expensive white coats look like -You use acronyms for everything and never stop to elaborate -Liquid nitrogen is only about a 1/3 as dangerous as you thought -Accident reports are a badge of honor -You've wondered why you can't drink distilled water in the lab - It should be clean? -Although all cooking is a glorified chemistry experiment you just still can't seem to get it right -Safety equipment is optional unless it makes you look cool -You decide the courses and conference you want to go on by the quality of the food served -No matter what the timings in the experiment protocol there is always time for lunch in the middle -Burning eyes, nose and throat indicate that you haven't actually turned on the fumehood/downdraft bench -Your slightly too fond of the smell of (pick one or many) Xylene/Agar/Ethanol/Undergraduates/Alcoholic handwash -You've left the lab wearing a piece of PPE (personal protective equipment) because you forgot you had it on -You hate having to change your lab coat to a new one because 'it just won't fit right' and because the wrist bits are way too tight -When you start making patterns in your pipette tip box as you take the tips out. -You wash your hands before and after using to the washroom -You're very good at diluting things. -No-one in your family has any idea what you do. -The scent of latex reminds you of work, not play. -People wearing shorts under a lab coat disturb you slightly as they look as though they might be naked underneath HAHA! |